Incredible. A ’someth’ ing. Replace what lies betwixt. Another name: When Iron Mike says, ‘Get the movie lab a rinse’

I rule from your couch without leaving your seat, or mark lonely lands where strangers seldom meet.

I'm a quick cut, with a sharp edge fine, A small piece removed, with a clipping sound divine, Used by crafters, and DIY delight, I tidy up things, making them just right.

African, American, Asian. Banal barrage of banter. Constantly craving a cracker. Determined yet dawdling demeanor. Emulating and endearing, but excreting. Flighty, feathery, and fanciful. Grey, green, and gem gamuts. Hueful, heedless heckler. Impecunious, inexorable imbiber. Jaunty jester ot jargon. Kooky, klutzy, and kinetic. Large and little lineages. Majestic, mottled minion. Nonsensical, naive narrator. Occasionally obscene and obstreperous. Querulous, quirky quoter. Repeater of rehearsed retorts. Sometimes striped or speckled squawker.

I'm sought by all, or at least most that don't know better, I represent power, but in a way I'm a scarlet letter, Obviously a positive one, but the isolation feels the same, you'd agree, According to Shakespeare, heavy is the head that wears me