Riddonkulous

African, American, Asian. Banal barrage of banter. Constantly craving a cracker. Determined yet dawdling demeanor. Emulating and endearing, but excreting. Flighty, feathery, and fanciful. Grey, green, and gem gamuts. Hueful, heedless heckler. Impecunious, inexorable imbiber. Jaunty jester ot jargon. Kooky, klutzy, and kinetic. Large and little lineages. Majestic, mottled minion. Nonsensical, naive narrator. Occasionally obscene and obstreperous. Querulous, quirky quoter. Repeater of rehearsed retorts. Sometimes striped or speckled squawker.