I swear I am a friend, so why do you scream? I eat the buzzers, the crawlers, and the biting things. I’m quiet and industrious, I build my own home! With me in your corner, watching, you’re never alone.

Your love for me must be acquired. Are you sophisticated or merely tired? My color’s rich until you spill some other in me; have your fill. Addiction follows when I bean you; but you don’t mine, forever keen to.

I have a to-do list longer than a scroll, yet somehow doing nearly anything else is my only goal. I swear I’ll start, maybe tonight, or after one more snack, am I right?

a tickle that drops you to your knees, and makes your head bob as you wheeze, in a flash so quick, you're down feeling sick, i’m a spray of surprise and a sign of disease

With DUTY I sit, ready to apPEAse. When you come to see me you bend at the knees. I clean as I go though your nose will still wrinkle, but still I’ll support you while you do a riddle.