a tickle that drops you to your knees, and makes your head bob as you wheeze, in a flash so quick, you're down feeling sick, i’m a spray of surprise and a sign of disease

With DUTY I sit, ready to apPEAse. When you come to see me you bend at the knees. I clean as I go though your nose will still wrinkle, but still I’ll support you while you do a riddle.

They call you this when you are new, or maybe when you’re jealous too. It’s the complement of ruddy. Ever heard of humor, buddy?

I'm no joke, ignore me and you may choke. enunciation is key, if you want to tell others of me. Lest they think you are erring, talking of self pleasure and over sharing.

I can crunch, but I cannot stand windows. People use me to make doctors disappear .