What's black and white and stuck in a box?

Lightning struck the orchestra, but only one person got hit, it was the . . .

They make shoes for those who cannot pay. They make rackets that are not for play.

What's brown, not very heavy, and easy to pick up?

Kevin once feared to go there. It's where jobless people dwell, Where ghosts are hidden And stories written And sump pumps leave their smell. A place of damp and darkness, The worst place in a hard rain. If a twister should come, It's the best place to run. But your house won't be the same. An achievement here on reddit, One devoid of real-world class. If you relate to this somehow, I can tell you right now You really need to go touch grass.