I work in construction, I hold things together. You can bite me, but it's frowned upon. Also, I can bite you back. I have a bed, but I never sleep. Men strike me repeatedly in the head to bury me. If I bend, I'm gone. You'd better be careful... I have a gun.

I buzz you a lullaby late in the night, then steal just a sip before taking to flight. You swat and you curse, but I often go free. Who’s this little nuisance? It surely is me!

What do you call a magician who lost their magic?

A man walks into his home to realize that all his lamps were stolen.

The part of a contract no one reads or what a tiny kitten makes