Riddonkulous

Kevin once feared to go there. It's where jobless people dwell, Where ghosts are hidden And stories written And sump pumps leave their smell. A place of damp and darkness, The worst place in a hard rain. If a twister should come, It's the best place to run. But your house won't be the same. An achievement here on reddit, One devoid of real-world class. If you relate to this somehow, I can tell you right now You really need to go touch grass.