Open my mouth, and you will see, I hide your socks and your shirts for free. I stand in your room, yet I never roam, and keep your outfits safe at home.

He’s been to the moon with a chosen few, And to Paris with his family, except you-know-who. His best friend’s a cowboy, though they weren’t at the start, And the haircut named after him is pretty dang short.

This is what you must have before you get a job

You may not know it now, but you know the answer better than anyone else.

Four soldiers and captain, Spoiling to fight, Mustered together, In formation tight