I'm not made of cheese But don't tell the cow who jumped over me. When I'm full and you go mad Just remember to be glad You might have been a werewolf You're just crazy for not saying woof.

I start as a liquid, then harden my form,But I vanish completely whenever it’s warm.Shaved down and drowned in sweet syrup, I’m a treat,Or a silver-bladed highway for your skating feet.

Children argue against me. Adults bargain for more of me. Funny how time changes our minds.

Don't ask an Aussie or Kiwi for a quick one of these. Lest you want to risk being slapped.

if i call bulls--t on you, i am the final word. load me up inside a gun, little pops will be heard. pull my shade down, will you? the sun is in my eyes. dang, you really stretched me out now i'm not even the right size!