I went to a zoo yesterday. Worst zoo ever! There was only one animal. It was a...

Stallone: I'M MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT FAMOUS COMPOSERS. I'M PLAYING BEETHOVEN. Van Damme: I'LL BE MOZART. Schwarzenegger: ____________

I am composed of eight letters with two parts. The first part is realated to both heads and asses. The second could be a cooking vessel or weed. If I smoke either one of my parts, I would maybe be called by my full name. What's my name?

I'm cobbling some shoes, because they tire out after I run for the end of the rainbow. Don't take me hostage when I'm barefoot, or else I will curse you with wealth. Getting it back is all I can think about, so don't take it from me; you will regret it, and all the shamrocks in the world won't keep you safe. Oh, you've found a four-leaf clover? Never mind - I'll slink back to the fairy realm and plan out my payback to your children's children. It will be a delight.

I'm not a champion in hide-and-seek, though I am closely knit to them. I'm doing my business in your flowerbed, chasing the full moon, and never swear. Somebody made me a beast, and I will tear through the woods with my pants still put. Be aware, I'm not one for cuddles, unless I am in a romance, which makes the pants a hindrance par excellence.