Riddonkulous

I'm cobbling some shoes, because they tire out after I run for the end of the rainbow. Don't take me hostage when I'm barefoot, or else I will curse you with wealth. Getting it back is all I can think about, so don't take it from me; you will regret it, and all the shamrocks in the world won't keep you safe. Oh, you've found a four-leaf clover? Never mind - I'll slink back to the fairy realm and plan out my payback to your children's children. It will be a delight.