A royal revealer hidden out of sight, I kept her awake all through the night. Small and round I'm under twenty layers, used as a test to discover liars.

I beckon you at one AM, with my dull and lonesome ring. Soft or crunchy, both are good as long as it’s supreme. A drunk delight to end the night, until the morning comes, best stay your self and be prepared, it’s sure to wreck you bum.

You type-meet, I say-meat. You want- cool, I shout-coot! I’ll fix your words ‘til nothing makes sense, then blame you for the offense.

If you go out with me, I'll frighten the birds I'll make your ears pop and you'll never be heard. You'll know I was there if a gun barrel is warmed, I was a huge hit when the universe formed.

A delicate potion from nature afar, I spend my life trapped away in a jar. When released, your neck feels the touch of my breath. I cling to you, then fade away to my death.