Where am I? A crumpled piece of paper, Off the board and in the hoop. Phones a ringing, printers singing and a coworker named Schrute.

I can be thin, or thick, and be in the game. Fear makes me crawl, and you might just jump out. I come in many hues, here to protect you, pamper me, and I'll glow for you, no doubt!

I'm used in tennis, strung and tight, In ping pong too, though not quite right. Make a loud and rowdy scene, And I’m the noise that’s often seen. In shady deals, I play my part - A criminal game, a crooked art.

Cars, taxi cabs, skyscrapers and lights all night. Many stars come from me, I see how well they shine bright.

Fuzzy but not furry Stone at my heart One hard secret inside of me