Working here might make you want to take the malfunctioning printer out to a field and stomp all over it and smash it with a baseball bat.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

The President was Silent Cal, Not long ago, a century, Who wasted not and wanted not, a puritan from birth was he. Thus when his son asked for me, the father told him to make do. The son paid him a visit soon, and rubbed his toe against his shoe In a tennis game, his blister burst, and the infection slew. The father in depression slid, and soon so did the whole country. Was it, in part, for want of me?

Tigers fold, And so do cranes, Plates and cups, Boats and planes

At home, where comfort is key, A soft hug for each foot you'll see. They silently glide, Keeping toes warm inside, Oh my stars, they're cozy as can be!