If you're in the middle of cooking dinner, and your can opener all of a sudden stops working. Then you might be tempted to mockingly refer to it as this.

You can sit on me, and ironically, I am a discrete word for what comes out of the part of your body with which you sit on me.

Despite my name, I'm probably one of the last places where you'd choose to lay down.

I can be trimmed or wild, short or long. Remove one letter and I am brown, hairy, large and very strong. Remove one more to listen to what I have to say: the hints don't count, we're looking for the entire word today.

Answering this riddle with the word chicken? It's a bold strategy,