Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?! It’s ok he. . .

I'm often made from ambergris, because for some reason people want to smell like whale puke. I'm usually worn by real life women, and sometimes romantasy book men.

What does a Dalek egg timer say after three minutes

Back in my day milk came in this. OK I still call it this Liquor came in it with X X X on it. For the real old timers Hee Haw had a band using these.

I can come from a can You can do me on your lawn When out with friends, I’m your favorite hole.