I tend to be a wild card I might make you laugh very hard My archival wears a disguise Sometimes he’s a man but Sometimes he flies

I'm selling my car. It's in excellent condition, and it has really low miles because it was only driven from time to time. What kind of car am I selling?

I’m so excited bout this riddle that I’ve soiled myself

There once was a large prickly fellow, Who stood, arms up, in sand so yellow. 'I hold fresh water within, but protected by my spiney skin. So don't touch me or loudly you'll bellow.'

Bob is a mail carrier. He wakes up each morning and ANSWER to go to work. At each ANSWER he delivers the ANSWER. At the end of the day, he goes home, eats dinner, and scrubs the ANSWER and pans.