I sound like corn but I'm louder Used by clowns they couldn't be prouder Found on cars, bikes, and trains Think real hard you know my name.

Required for living, though very few actually like this activity. However, if passion one does possess, they will never have to do this a day in their life...

Every year children attack me with blades, disembowel me, then leave me on their porch. Sometimes they even use my skull as a candy dish!

This little doo-dad It's quite convenient Until you need the name of it. It's so helpful they named A gremlin after it!

A waterfowl approached a beverage vendor, And enquired of the man running the stand, Good day. Do you have any grapes? The vendor replied that no, he merely stocks lemonade, Further he explained that it was fresh and homemade, When offered a glass, the duck said he would pass. How did the duck leave, only to return the next day?