Your love for me must be acquired. Are you sophisticated or merely tired? My color’s rich until you spill some other in me; have your fill. Addiction follows when I bean you; but you don’t mine, forever keen to.

I have a to-do list longer than a scroll, yet somehow doing nearly anything else is my only goal. I swear I’ll start, maybe tonight, or after one more snack, am I right?

a tickle that drops you to your knees, and makes your head bob as you wheeze, in a flash so quick, you're down feeling sick, i’m a spray of surprise and a sign of disease

With DUTY I sit, ready to apPEAse. When you come to see me you bend at the knees. I clean as I go though your nose will still wrinkle, but still I’ll support you while you do a riddle.

They call you this when you are new, or maybe when you’re jealous too. It’s the complement of ruddy. Ever heard of humor, buddy?