I wear a coat of velvet fluff, With whiskers fine and toe beans so soft. I sit where I fits, wherever I please, On cozy blankets or shelves with ease. I test every object perched up high, With one little paw and a curious eye. I watch your treasures tumble and break Then blink slowly as if it’s no mistake!

Don't ask an Aussie or Kiwi for a quick one of these. Lest you want to risk being slapped.

if i call bulls--t on you, i am the final word. load me up inside a gun, little pops will be heard. pull my shade down, will you? the sun is in my eyes. dang, you really stretched me out now i'm not even the right size!

Up up and away You might causally say Give a hoot and a hey Gonna have fun today Never have I felt this way... - Read the first word On each line of the first verse But up from the bottom Start with the last line first. I just got you with an infamous prank. What is the prank called?

Which three-word question can you never answer YES to?