Often am I seen at the beach. Seldomly seen in the winter. I’m typically strapped and rarely laced. Some might consider it a crime, if I were to be paired with socks.

What if God is actually just like him, and we are all just happy little accidents?

Horses are pointless. I'm a mythical white version, with a point.

It's sometimes in traffic It's sometimes on bread It's stuck in a printer Or a song in your head What am I?

I’m always around on a sunny day. Pan grew annoyed when I ran away. Cast over your face means you’re feeling dismayed. I need another line so hooray for croquet.