Some people see me and heckle, but many do not. I’m a special kind of speckle, not just a mark or a dot. My official title is a

Incredible. A ’someth’ ing. Replace what lies betwixt. Another name: When Iron Mike says, ‘Get the movie lab a rinse’

I clean your home while screaming and terrorize your pets.

African, American, Asian. Banal barrage of banter. Constantly craving a cracker. Determined yet dawdling demeanor. Emulating and endearing, but excreting. Flighty, feathery, and fanciful. Grey, green, and gem gamuts. Hueful, heedless heckler. Impecunious, inexorable imbiber. Jaunty jester ot jargon. Kooky, klutzy, and kinetic. Large and little lineages. Majestic, mottled minion. Nonsensical, naive narrator. Occasionally obscene and obstreperous. Querulous, quirky quoter. Repeater of rehearsed retorts. Sometimes striped or speckled squawker.

Look, it’s the most common last name in the US. But first, we must give our first word a keyhole.