I sit on a plate, I’m sweet as can be, blow out my candles and make a big wish, see? But if you hear me talked about when you jiggle and shake, I might mean the part of your rear your momma helped to bake.

You drop me in the toilet I float on water I'm cut and chopped Mathematicians deal with me , as do lumberjacks

I'm something you throw at Bush, wait there's two! Or what you say to something that bothers you. Fuzzy little man peach, you ever drunk Bailey's from a...

I’m green, mean, and I live in a can. While I may be tiny, I can take a whole hand. I have a negative attitude. I love junk and noise, so leave me be, that’s my grumpy plea. My pet worm Slimey and my gal Grundgetta both keep me happy, though a big yellow animal has been a long-time annoyance.

I can ride, crash, or splash with a ring My homophone quite literally stands for something If Mike Tyson said me, I'm no longer a drum As he'd name something used when sewing to protect your thumb