I am loud and annoying and might invade your personal space. I will eat anything, even trash I will taste. No one seems to care for me. They would rather I go out to sea.

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I was going to post this joke yesterday, but didn’t get around to it.

Is this tennis? Is this noise? I don't know, you tell me what my identity is!

The first part of the answer word is a fruit that a duck would ask about and the second part of the answer word is fruit. The words together are a fruit.