I’m a desolate escape Or I’m lost in your couch Either way, I’m hard to find.

I am the home of the world’s greatest 'experts,' where victories are easy and every play is clear. From my plush embrace, coaches are sacked, passes are never missed, and the 'right' call is always obvious after the whistle blows. I support the person who has all the answers but never steps onto the field. What am I?

It doesn't go on the scale It's FOR scale.

What is the internal temperature Of a tauntaun?

I am loud and annoying and might invade your personal space. I will eat anything, even trash I will taste. No one seems to care for me. They would rather I go out to sea.