You punch me in the face when you are impatient. One day, if you really mess up, I might punch you back.

You whack my head all the time and I never complain. Yet I hit your thumb once and you get angry?

Why don't fish have legs? And why don't birds have little hands? And now that we're at it, why don't humans lay eggs?

You pulled a clump of hair from me? Ew, that's kinda gross. But now at least, once again, water freely flows.

In a physics world, maybe I’m plucked or maybe im pulled apart in a cheesy way