I might be filled with tea or joe, or be the face you always show.

To pee or not to pee Is not the question. Whether I can find the location That is the question!

On a court I help the ball take flight, Yet elsewhere I may disturb the night. One version earns applause and praise, the other earns a noise complaint.

It can be used to cover the first four of its five. Grips tight round your neck, though it keeps you alive. Down your gullet food goes, fast as fast can provide. Compliments to the chef? Did you chew or just slide?

It's easier than you think, so don't be too dense or you will...