You use me to keep track, but not of the hours. I help you remember birthdays, appointments and baby showers.

this entrance to any house and room without me your surely be doomed

Some drown me in syrup, others put bacon on my head. Some like me thick and fluffy, others want me large and flat.

Your parrot is not dead. It’s probably pining for one of these.

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