A lady told me I was this kind of lightbulb, but I just don't get it. Humans don't put out any kind of light, much less a little bit of it, as I politely mansplained to her. But if we DID put out light, then she wouldn't be very bright. I wish there was a subtle word for that.

Whole: sprinkle water on your plants. Minus one: talk to a deity close by or in foreign lands. Minus two: a sunny beam on your face or hands.

I have two arms but cannot embrace, A sturdy back yet stay in one place. I welcome the weary at end of their day What am I, where they often stay?

A cord value of the Founding Fathers. Where I will be Saturday

My tv show stopped when my pet stepped on the remote with its big feet.