Do you know what it's called when an old person calls you? No? Don't worry; it'll come to you.

A familiar sight in locker rooms and forbidden doors, or maybe even a bridge in France, if you're so inclined? A valient guard thay has been around for centuries! And in its jaws, with a clean snap, you can feel assured that your treasure is well secured. Unless, of course, something with bigger teeth comes by to bite through iron bone...

Creak creak, is all one may hear, sans lube I'm a feared.

my favorite word starts with an F and ends in U C K

Thinking back, they’re like god, though never worshipped. How could this friend be by our side for so long?