I am a glass tower with no doors, designed to hold liquid fire or frozen states. I have lips but cannot speak, and a neck that never turns.My flanks are marked with lines of measure, yet I rule over no land. Though I live in a lab, I have no tail to wag and no bark to give.

On a pole in the wind this tells you direction, Or do this away for your financial protection, Laundry day often shows at least one has gone south, Wag your tongue flippantly and get it square in the mouth.

I support the walk of the devil The same way as I do unicorns I get regular maintenance to keep level And my own protective gear of sorts

After the wedding, the evil queen dragged her burning feet to the swamp. Inside a crumbling mansion, she beckoned her mirrors to come. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the dreariest of them all? It is you, my queen, Mirror replied. Mirror Mirror in the shack, how did we get here, I want to go back? Queen, you are full despair, 'tis true, but Snow-white eviler is than you. I'm sorry, I thought I was in a fairy tale, not in a book with the genre...

I bring out everyone’s competitive side, one icy handful at a time.