I dance in curls of silk and lace, bringing every gift more grace. Though tied with care for all to see, one gentle tug unfastens me.

Waddle waddle in mu tuxedo, hugging my friends if I feel chilly.

My name describes what you do to me, not what I do

You can hold me for a while, but I’ll always win eventually.

My first name is based on a model, an actress who died from drug poisoning. My last name is based on a homicidal maniac's name, whose murderous scheme was dubbed Helter Skelter. Put together, I am a controversial character, whose myth is tied to Wonder Years fame.