Celebrating my two hundred fiftieth riddle! Yay! What a great TV show. Have a drink. Talk baseball, talk to a shrink, hear a mailman’s philosophy or an accountant’s existential pain. Again, have a drink! Congratulations!

If thou cannot stand within the reaches of my warmth, then I bid you farewell.

You call me fast, but you'd do better slow; Or deeper yet, should you go. Slow and steady wins this race; To last place, my embrace.

A delicious pick or annoying click. One you love to see and munch, the other you hate because it sells to the bunch. What am I?

Every time I'm told the Earth doesn't revolve around me, I shoot a burning look at thee.