Capsaicin aggravates me. A stiff drink might settle me. I'll haunt you on test day, And test you on your wedding day.

I can accentuate your expressions, I can mend two broken hearts, I can hide a confession if you don't know where to start.

A logic only built to handle uncertainty.

I tell time, but I'm not a clock. I keep watch, but not on your wrist. I drink the light to find the hour, but I go blind when the clouds are out.

I’m long and skinny, I twist and I bend, People walk on me from end to end. I’m not a road for cars that zoom fast, I’m where your feet go, first to last. What am I?