Tick.. tick.. Boom! Bang! Kaboom! Ding ding ding! Whoosh whoosh. Sizzle sizzle. Tsssssss..

I become human if kissed, though how difficult this is, for I am slimy and green. Sometimes I blend in with trees.

I can make you feel light, and happy, despite my natural depressives. Fermented like grapes, I am corn, potatoes, wheat, and more, and I can bring a flush to your cheeks. While I am fully natural, I am poison to your body, but as the poison works, I take inhibition away.

You can shop on me in english You can ride me if you’re british Backwards or forwards, there is no wrong answer.

A bit of land to call my own. A sneaky scheme to take the throne. Find me displaying the natural log, or between pro and epilogue.