Thou see'st the shimmering sheet that shrouds the earth? Doth dance in sunlit splendor yet vanishes in warmth. Cold comfort to those who dare tread its fragile form.

You’ll find two versions of me in your bathroom; one you’ll use and one you’ll want to get rid of. You may find me useful in your kitchen, and I’m often held by a blindfold-wearing statue.

I always go through a door, but I never go in and I never come out. Some use me to peek at what they shouldn’t. You slide a metal tool into my belly, but I have no stomach.

I spray and leap and fall and swish Without ever moving, and may grant a wish! Penny for your thoughts: what am I?

Where do rainbows go after being arrested?