A piece of paper and a blueberry muffin step into The Napkin Ring, each fighting for their place on the dining table. Announcer: In this corner, weighing zero point one six ounces... The Boston Scrapper! And in this corner, weighing five ounces... The Muffin Man! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GET READY TO...!

I'm always around, but never in reach, Too empty to hold, too vast to teach. The planets all wander inside of my face, Yet no one can touch me, no matter the chase.

I speak without a mouth, Sing without a throat, Travel through the air, Yet stay inside your boat. Turn my dial to find me, I vanish with one click.

Before TV, I entertained you, I’m often listened to by families or people alone, I may be no surfer, But I do have control over the waves.

I am a single word of letters three, A prize for winners, or a home for tea. Change my first letter, you get a small dog. What am I?