The aged lose me quick, Though I am not that old. And what did I have for breakfast? I guess I was never told.

I closed the lid on Pandora's box, I open the door to new things, You can even use me to find a date, If you're crazy you may be off the...

I have a tongue but cannot speak. I have a sole but cannot feel. I love to run, jump, and squeak, And I am always laced with zeal.

A scraped-up knee, a broken heart, or onions may cause me to start.

They can be harbored, but few hold water. You can nurse them, but only by holding them against someone else. You can carry them, but not with your arms. You can bury them, but not in the earth