Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing.

You get me on the real bad days, or on the very good, You give me out to little kids who stalk your neighborhood. My verb is used to pay for friends when you are feeling kind, Or it's used to heal a wound or ills of any kind

Hands without fingers, two holes without punctures, and a river with no fish may empty a pot with no dish. Kings and queens may vie for dominance, but neither holds the greatest prominence, for here, the power of one may see them undone.

Both an insult and something worth praise; a day in November I'm a craze; constantly compared to dirt, ask for a lemon I'll give but a squirt, my advantage is only for a phase.

I can sit on top of cake. People often try to fake. I'm in circles of the wood. Don't ask girls. They say it's rude.