I have a shiny belly but I have no waist, I sit on the fire but I never am chased. I swallow cold water and breathe out hot steam, And scream when I’m ready for tea and for cream.

As I lie upon the pillow, my eyes close softly, and the subconscious takes the wheel. By morning I wake, and ponder the memory that took place, without ever happening.

I have a sharp mind, but no brain to think. I can make a smoothie, but I never drink. What am I?

What is weightless, you can see it with your eyes and if you put it in a bucket it will make the bucket lighter?

I protect the trees and the dogs call my name, if you say it as well you'll be insane. What am I?