Mid way through pooping next to the telescope, I was told by the astronomer that it was not a lavatory but an

We are planning a heist, the building has many stories. On every level it's mapped, so there will be no worries. When we enter, everybody has to get on this so they can't remember our physique, it's going to be our first demand.

Chucky talked to his buddy. He was quite unhappy. Your mom forgot to put batteries in me, he said. We'll still be friends till the end, but you need to lend me a little hand. I need to reach up to the counter and get something for our aunt. The aunt was not pleased, to say the least. But Chucky liked it well enough, as weird as he was. Andy, I am not responsible for her fall, remember, I am just your...

I am a heavy layer of cosmetic on a face, A crust of dried up heavy mud in a grassy place. A simple task, a sweet delight where wishes can be heard, And tempting assets in the rear that speak without a word. I share these forms but am just a single word. What am I?

Peel me away and the treasure is free, Around corn and grains, you’ll often find me.