Cinderella's favorite whip, That took her on a hasty trip. The ball was fun, but she must retire, Before a taste for it her horses acquire.

In the past, I had a job as a locator and I used the clapper. Most of the time I hung around a female's neck. Today I am only struck or beaten by someone to get any noise out of me at all. I'm an idiophone. People say they need more of me when something is mediocre or boring. I came out publically on television with Chris and Will one Saturday Night.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very. time. . .

What do you call a bear, with severe dental issues? A ...

Persians do it every day. Even rakes need a place to stay.