What did one piece of nigiri say to another while waiting to be eaten, that might also make it taste better.

I'm a fancy type of rock, or a small sphere children play with.

Not a bird But, I am known to whip it. Whip it good.

What did the Owl who majored in literature say?

I come before big events, like Christmas and New Year's. But you usually only see me appear afterwards. Some say I was the first. But I was also the second. Maybe I've already blown ya mind, with No Doubt.