Melons always have to have huge weddings, because they can’t

Not a word, but used in text, usually to capture an in-text sidenote, or an explanation. Tip: look at the title and you'll see.

Pigs, rivers and rich people all have this in common.

It can make a sound from a gentle breeze whispering through elegant trees to the clangor and rattle of a terrible battle. Its name sounds similar to a goblin like creature sipping a lemonade.

An adjective describing an amazing and dreamlike array of colorful and diverse images. Start with something that at fourteen is as basic as it gets, next a tiny animal that is not your father’s sister. Follow with an indefinite article, now the direction snowbirds head, then a typically southern or rural term of endearment for your father’s wife. Now a game older than chess, and three quarters of what the mathematician asked the king to put on the chessboard. Finally, a state where that term of endearment might be heard.