You should keep me on, or you may get no service. You can be a stuffed one, though that is not nice. If you are in need, I may give you the one off my back.

Since my spelling is questionable today, here is one even a kindergartner could spell correctly. What is small and furry with sharp teeth and nine lives?

I am white and sweet, a baker's delight, but devour too much and your teeth feel the bite.

Despite it's name, it's actually heavier than a regular house.

I start like snow, so soft and white, then toast to gold by firelight. With chocolate tucked where I belong, around the campfire I don’t last long.