A man walks into his home to realize that all his lamps were stolen.

I have a wide mouth but I never speak. I have a big belly but I have no feet. I pour out comfort chilled or hot, I'll hold your drinks but drink them not.

I'm a monkey's favourite berry, Though most just call me fruit, I'm amazing in a smoothie, And make tremendous bread to boot

Donald Duck’s nephew did not beat Truman but he was good with decimals

Removing my last, I'm four rooms in sync. Dropping off two, I listen, don't think. Right in between, I do the last line. And without the first, I'm where you reside. I predate the kitchen, with humans I've grown. And though I am ancient, still found in the home.