I am very easy to lose. My commands are followed with ease. Everybody loves to push my buttons.

Counting these will kill the pleasure in eating your food

Someone else's job is to fill me, yours is to empty me. Raise my arm and those turn opposite.

Lettucehead and Cabbagehead stared at Salad in admiration. Cabbage: 'What's your fitness routine, bro? You're totally...'

I hang from the corners of caps when you learn, And swing from the curtains at every turn. A bundle of threads, bound tight at the crown, I can dress up a rug or a graduate's gown.