I make perfect pours, I prevent little spills, I send things downward with ease. I'm a little spider, and weave a neat web, am often referred to as these.

I can be tall and round, but also found with key and code beneath the ground. I can be filled with gold but not the kind you spend. If I'm emptied it's usually to bring about an ugly end.

Not everyone can hear me, but the ones who do will hear this music for the entirety of their lives

You may or may not enjoy this style of humour; the term itself carries a violent connotation

for guys i'm a tool that holds things together. ladies, they love me because i make them look better. you battle so hard, it shows through me and your teeth. like an animal you struggle, uncompromising and show off your feat.