I have a head but I never wear a hat I have a mouth but I never chew nor chat I have a bed but I never dream or snooze I have a fork but not for eating food I have branches but I dont grow any leaves I run all day but have no feet or knees

More toilet humor. How do you get to the washroom after you sharted yourself?

Do not make me remind you Kronk. Not that one! I can be pushed or pulled to open or close, lift or lower, turn on or off, The possibilities are endless.

I am on one now, and perhaps you are too, searching through riddles. Distance be damned; wherever signals may reach, feel free to call me.

I spend my life growing, just so someone can make me shorter.