I told the truth: I always lie. I say what can't be said, and do. Resolve me, watch my meaning die. I'm false and every word is true.

What has one horn and gives away milk every day?

I went on a tour of the local Coca-Cola factory. They wanted to make sure we were all paying attention, so at the end of the tour they gave us a...

I’ve got six pockets Four legs. And Sixteen balls that like to get smacked.

A familiar sight in locker rooms and forbidden doors, or maybe even a bridge in France, if you're so inclined? A valient guard thay has been around for centuries! And in its jaws, with a clean snap, you can feel assured that your treasure is well secured. Unless, of course, something with bigger teeth comes by to bite through iron bone...