I am a wee little man, often dressed in green with a little green top hat... BUT luck is not with me, for I have Hansen's disease. Hmm. I seem to have lost feeling in my lucky arms...

My first is a scam A real flimflam My second is Number Two

I’m hidden in a playful grin, In little jokes that softly spin. I blush the cheeks, then slip away, But might come back another day. I make two hearts feel kind of shy, With giggly looks that pass right by.

I’m powerful at home but useless in the wild, unless the bears start watching cable television.

You can use me to you scuba, sink, and swim You have me sometimes at a bar and get a whim I can make you see clear Or sometimes cloudy with beer What am I?