Would’ve been useful for miasma, To chase the smells away. Many types of me there is, For cleaning, or shushing dogs, or Clearing the air after someone drops a log

A pair to frame the face I hang without a rope, Suspended in a place Where sound comes in to settle. Though I ring, I make no chime! Twin ornaments of vanity. What am I?

I used to think that the United States should change over to the metric system, but now I'm not so sure. Because if the U.S. switched from pounds to kilograms, there would be...

If this turns everything changes completely, Hungry? Reserve one for two even if you're with three.

If I tell you to go fly one, please don't take it literally, I just mean go away .